@Idfkmanimdumb6 months ago“The lives that I took in the name of consumerism.” 💀💀💀 25182
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@soggy76836 months agoblack friday shoppers a fr a case study i swear 7140
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@JimboShogun06866 months agoEven the CIA was impressed with grandma's savagery 2334
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@BuiHieuDong6 months agoWe actually need a horror movie with the main topic about Black Friday shopping. 11802
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@n1c7046 months agoIf SNL contacts you, tell them their offer is too low. 36206
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@MissKellyBean6 months agoBoth of my parents were survivors of the Great Cabbage Patch Wars of the late 1900's. The horror... THE HORROR! 😣 115
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@AlmaWadeCrymsm6 months agoI can see grandma hanging from the ceiling with a knife in her teeth waiting to get that ONE item 😆 23
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@bunniiac6 months agoCan we have a moment of silence for all the poor retail workers we lost in the crossfire 😔 15458
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@stacinaturenuts90605 months agoI'm old enough to remember moms fist fighting over Cabbage Patch Kids in the early 80s! 😂 18
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@FxllenAngels5 months agoI remember three things from black Friday my grandmom and brothers going into the hoards to get stuff, me yelling and people to back of our cart or else god would curse their grandchildren and if they didn’t I would just start hitting them in weak spots, and camping for three days straight outside of a Best Buy because my parents where out of state and my grandma does it yearly I also met my best friend in that Best Buy line we are friends til this day her family was making hot chocolate ...8
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@NotNearMint6 months agoGramma doesn't have PTSD, she's got bloodlust! More of gramma, please. 1407
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@IDislikeMacaroni6 months agoI am reminded of the Brennan Lee Mulligan monologue lmao 6415
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@deleted84906 months agoWe need a version of National Treasure but it's her getting that IPod. 9
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@xChris_Kentx5 months agoThe grandma reminds me of the woman in the intro to The Unforgiven - Within Temptation. 5
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@emma38376 months agograndma’s a full on one woman army edit: how did- ITS BEEN ONE DAY 12807
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@iceismyname7336 months agoThat better be 50% off Edit: ok fone 80% 1895
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@YourLocalZombie6 months agoAlternate title: Shopping for Toilet Paper in 2020 7
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@JenniferSwiftBlood6 months agoThe 2000s Black Friday deals were the basis of the purge and you can’t change my mind-❤someone who survived and now owns multiple flat screens and towels 🐬 1892
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@elijahjohndatuin64986 months agoGrandma is telling a chaotic story as if she were in WW1. Biggest likes I got W. 37248
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@DefenderOfThouSEX6 months agoGrandma really 50% offed their lives 💀 5
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@XxCastlegirl_07xX6 months agoThe fact that grandma would have been in her 40s-50s makes this even funnier. 5
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@ashleyguthrie5726 months agoOne time we forgot it was Black Friday and sent my sister down the street to WalMart for a jar of peanut butter. She returned 2 hours later, visibly shaken. 756
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@shuris_vibranium6 months agoSeriously, Gen Z should watch old videos of Black Friday shopping madness from the 90s and early 2000s. 5166
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@prettyqueen5736 months agoI remember those walmart and best buy parking lots like it was yesterday. We went from friends to foe real quick. 1
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@johnnymurray62755 months agoYour delivery is FLAWLESS. I've got Chills, I'm scared😮 I'm also LMAO. WELL DONE!!! BRAVO! BRAVO! 5
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@omorinintendoswitchedition6 months agothe look in those eyes tells me she would turn back time and do it all again in a heartbeat 480
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@sergiosilvestri51476 months ago"They tried to recruit her for de CIA" 😮 279
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@FrozenPancakelast monthHer skits are hilarious and unique. Plus her make up is flawless. Love it. 1
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@tortadedisrespect6 months agoWhatever that shiny lip stuff is put on so perfectly, very impressive. The way the lip stuff and eyes liner stuff compliment you're pretty facial features without looking exaggerated is cool. You're beautiful and the way you compliment that beauty with makeup shows skill, patience, and hardwork (i can't imagine how hard it is to do it so well). Keep on keeping on. ...8
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@coyoteblue96056 months agoI'm pretty sure my mom violated the Geneva Convention for my Cabbage Patch Kid. 157
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@joebaby19756 months agoI still have my cabbage patch kid, thanks dad. ♥️. That’s when we learned, “never turn your back on your cart” 869
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@Frazer2one week agoProfessionals call it PTSD, I call it nostalgia. 2
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@melrenee5416one week agoI refused to work Black Friday again after i witnessed someone damn near get knocked unconcious by a barbie doll being yanked off the shelf the second the sale officially started 4
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@cheddarcheese32966 months agoThe world building in this one monologue would put many a showrunner to shame. 884
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@joew60986 months agoI have never felt more vindicated. When i was 23, an old lady (70-75) SHOVED me into a store display as i was heading to a DIFFERENT aisle. Glad to know her daughter got that iPod. 115
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@aaasht26066 months agoOk this might be her best acting since i started followed her. THE EMOTION THE EDGE, YESSS 1
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@MultiTomcat675 months ago"...They tried to recruit her for the CIA after that." 😹😹 1
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@safaiaryu126 months ago... damn, it never occurred to me that the people who camped outside stores would have built a camaraderie that was then crushed in the stampedes and fistfights. That was a wild time and I'm SO glad I never did that. 176
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@AkaneCelesHiko6 months agoBlack Friday was the original Hunger Games. 233
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@joeclassics29326 months agoYou're such an amazing actress, fr 1
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@malmnn2 months agoAs someone who's worked over 30 years in retail I absolutely understand the PTSD. Whenever I hear 'It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year' I have flashbacks to Black Friday 2003 when the store I worked at had a special-$10 DVD players! It was indeed a very Black Friday. ...1
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@vin34016 months agoBlack Fridays used to mean something, people would break into stores and destroy everything, there were crowd surges and broken friendships, and people would literally die for a TV or an MP3 player, that's how low the prices got, nowadays all you get is an email telling you they're selling something for the price it was at the beginning of the year because they've been slowly making it more expensive as the months went by so they could pretend it's cheaper in November. ...391
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@Maria-tp2ov6 months agoGrandma's speech is so poetic, really impressive writing in that sketch 98
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@danielleflemm34396 months agoThe stampede for Cabbage Patch kids trumps all these Black Friday memories. 😂 1
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@noneya36352 months agolol, I swear she’s channeling Fred Gwen from Pet Semetery for grandmas voice. “The soil of a Black Friday shoppers heart is stonier Lewis.” 1
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@misspoppyseed39096 months agoEvery time she sees a cyber Monday sale she rips out the nearest person’s heart like a mortal combat fatality 99
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@sewciokitty11476 months agoThis is how I’m going to explain Black Friday shopping to my grand kids in the future. 271
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@tempestindustries94462 weeks agoI miss those chaotic nights, it was tradition to stay up late and at midnight with my mom to go black friday shopping 1
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@engsiongtan6866 months agoIn a few decades, we will have stories about staying up for online sales. My eyelids were getting tired, my Wifi was getting weak. The stupid website was getting slow and had problems refreshing.... 256
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@edwardblair40966 months agoThe grandchild is looking on with fearful awe, while mom is cringing with resigned fortitude. Meanwhile grandma is enjoying her ability to create both reactions either the same story. 114
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@bell19906 months agoMy first job was at Walmart during this time. When I tell you the horror that came every black Friday I am not exaggerating. We guarded those pallets and literally dived out of the way to avoid getting trampled. Walmart was 24 hour then and I was one of the associates that had to patrol a pallet. (Walk around it all night) to make sure no one tried to tear the plastic wrap off with their bare hands to get to it. I had to shove people away. People turned into animals in those days......now it's very boring. ...55
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@bronzdeck64126 months agoGrandma is a veteran for being able to make it out with a Nintendo DS and just a few broken ribs. 39
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@shinespark10075 months agoWhy does this monologue go so hard, lol. Super well made! 1
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@UnoriginalUsername236 months agooh my god great storytelling in under a minute! 1
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@imdeadoutsidetoo6 months agoMy parents once saw two women get into a fist fight over the last Tickle Me Elmo, the store had to call the cops and close the isle cause of the blood 53
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@WillowBlack8886 months agoMy grandmother has a similar story where she right hooked some lady after the lady stamped her foot for a tickle me Elmo. Good times, good times. 44
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@AmosAmerica3 months agoThis woman is GENIUS! There's so much to unpack here. "Individual desires" and the pause during the "CIA" part are my favorite highlights.
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@kadenblain87685 months agoShe’s talking like it’s some kind of war 1
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@kt-43836 months agoI send my mom my BDU uniform to wear on Black Friday when she was a Wal-Mart associate. This was back before the dress code. She had some crazy stories like how two women were assaulting each other at electronics and people will quietly emptying out their carts. They both got arrest with bruises and left with nothing. She had another where three guys walked around one cart with baseball bats while another, she assume their mother, was grabbing stuff. I swear The Purge is based off human natural witnessed due Black Friday. 😂 ...127
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@kathyowens84006 months agoMy mother fist fought over a cabbage patch doll in the 80s......... I still have that doll.... 😂 15
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@GoblinModeMVPone week agoMy mother and I used to have a tradition of grabbing a Dunkin Donuts coffee and going to people watch the chaotic throngs of consumers battling for low prices. We may have gotten towels one year. Since Black Friday has become nothing more than every seasonal sale, the thrill of the people watching hunt has waned. We now celebrate the holiday by sleeping in. ...2
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@wolfyngrey13132 weeks agoMy aunt got a black eye for a game boy color one year. I still have it. 2
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@AvaricioDues6 months agoI remember the days of the Tickle Me Elmo wars; those were dark days, I witness a Midwestern Family devour one of their own to sustain their energy for when they opened the mall gates on that Blackest of Fridays 21
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@Mgfaulkner7936 months agoYou come up with the most unhinged premises and I have unspeakable love for you. 62
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@cassandraburns90736 months agoThis is really giving Brennan Lee Mulligan and I mean that in just the best, most eloquently batshit way possible 1
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@ourhome5056 months agoYour ability to capture the cadence and intonation of another era while sounding elderly is nothing short of amazing! Genius!❤ 91
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@wijngs6 months agoGrandma had ptsd... From what a war?? No black friday shopping 😭💀 28
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@kuromi-iz9yd2 weeks agoWhen your grandma tells You a story at the most random times 1
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@hildasarabia71156 months agoOnly grandma can make a Black Friday sound like a horror storry🤣 36
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@pricklypear_v6 months agoI swear Black Friday is just the Hunger Games' predesendant 12
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@omgnoooooo5 months agoGrandma sounds like the housekeeper from ahs hotel. 1
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@sydneyb2378last month"Wait- the DS you gave me for Christmas?!" 1
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@chey36296 months agomy grandmother fought a woman in the early 2000’s over a tickle me elmo for baby me. she had kept it in layaway and got it out to take home, and some woman tried (and failed) at stealing it 😭 39
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@sejianimates17355 months agoMalls with Black Friday sales make the Hunger Games look like a food fight
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@Cara_Red6 months agoI was moved by the trauma she had to endure getting those items. So courageous 👁️👄👁️ 15
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@patpowers92106 months ago"The CIA tried to recruit her after that..." I just cracked up. So funny! 5
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@justacrystal5674 months agoHahahahaha! Growing up in the 2000s, this could probably explain why I absolutely refuse and hate Black Friday shopping!
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@justicecampbell38926 months agoWe need more ganny stories IMMEDIATELY 😭😭😭 1
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@katebowers81076 months ago😂funniest one yet! Perfection! The look on granddaughter’s face was just— chef’s kiss! 148
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@mirror27606 months agoNothing like eating your Thanksgiving dinner at 2am outside a BestBuy 5
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@buh...one week agoLiterally starkids black friday shdjfjf 2
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@heavyfromteamfortress23565 months agoThis woman has survived World War 1 Vietnam war 2 All-in-one day. 1
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@Jinx-unseen6 months agoI remember when Black Friday hit…they were out of Christmas toys in 30 minutes. One lady punched a grandma right in the throat…same family too. 11
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@hinata1676 months agoI'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed the difference from black Friday now to black Friday when I was a kid.
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@belias3606 months agoGrandma sure knows how to tell a story 😂 25
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@sarahcoletti69466 months agoCan't ever forget about The War of Tickle Me Elmo!!! 70
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@WESLAY-rx9nw5 months ago"and a body count that would put any war criminal to shame" is the best part of this 😭 1
Related videos for Black Friday in the early 2000s shorts:
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That’s when we learned, “never turn your back on your cart” 869
THE EMOTION THE EDGE, YESSS 1
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Super well made! 1
Since Black Friday has become nothing more than every seasonal sale, the thrill of the people watching hunt has waned. We now celebrate the holiday by sleeping in. ... 2
No black friday shopping 😭💀 28