@HackTheMovies2 years agoHead over to Patreon for our review of Yor The Hunter from The Future 4
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@gutter_snipe2 years agoThis is one of the better episodes you guys have done. Not just because the movie is awesome but how into it you guys are. 75
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@shainewhite27812 years ago" and when the oceans drank atlantis, and the rise of the sons of arias, there was an age undreamed of, and unto this conan, destined to wear the crown . ...Expand11
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@NinjaRunningWild2 years ago" crom laughs at your four winds. " i actually like the sequel. Looking across the landscape of sword & sorcery films, it stands up very well. 19
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@Eisenwulf6662 years agoThe secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, conan. You must learn its discipline. For no one no one in this w [points to sword] this you can trust. ...Expand29
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@VitaminStudios2 years agoThis episode kicked some serious ass! Please do conan the destroyer and then red sonja which has conan in it when he changes his name to lord kalidor id="hidden5" bring back klayton for those! He' s always sooo knowledgable. ...Expand24
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@JoshuaFoy2 years agoAnvil of crom is the best opening theme to a movie ever. So damn good. Blood and thunder! 13
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@AndrewJWildey2 years agoI cant tell you the amount of times ive seen conan on the tv listings, gone to watch some hacking and slashing, only for it to turn out to be a talk show. Gets me every time. 7
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@wstine792 years agoWarlord: " what is best in life? " conan: " to watch tony & klayton talk about ' conan theto see them talk about its flaws & great moments, and to hear the comments aboutcrystal? Andthe alien3 video? ". ...Expand35
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@legendodinson70822 years agoSword and the sorcerer was another badass fantasy film from back then. Especially that rediculous blade shooting sword! 6
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@thatguybehindtheglass2 years agoOne of my favorite movies of all time. Every character is so good and the humor, where it needs to exist, is perfect. Also max von sydow was given some " there comes a time when the jewels cease to glimmer and the gold loses its luster and all that exists. Is a father' s love for his child. ". ...Expand13
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@pureblackpanthers24432 years agoSo there is a friday the 13th thiswait to see 7, 8. And 9 reviews it' s beem a long wait. But i' m excited about this conan review for sure. 6
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@DRod791352 years agoSo rouge fittness actually built a wheel of pain that they use for the arnold' s in strongman. It' s pretty crazy to watch. 5
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@grizzlehatchet12 years agoHoly shiton picking a good movie! Ayooo. 9
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@shainewhite27812 years agoKlayton is in this episode! Yes! Love you, man! 3
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@bodybag222 years agoIt' s a shame about how big a step down the second film is but to be fair i' d still watch it over the 2011 reboot. 11
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@cybersub46932 years agoTony and klay really bring out the best from one another. This episode is just top tier it really feels like i' m watching a dif siskel ebert. 6
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@Alfador422 years agoOne of my favorite movies ever. I started this review thinking - oh i' m just gonna start it and finish it later - i ended up watching it all in one. ...Expand4
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@Carl-R2 years agoBy crom, how i have waited for this day! Im hella looking forward to this. I love the conan movies, short stories, novels, and the roy thomas marvel comics are some of my favorite books. 6
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@robk.65912 years agoThe scene where conan knocks out a camel will always be funny. 24
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@pvthitch2 years agoI saw Conan in the theater and I always thought the blue screen was an intentional special effect. 2
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@Flanman1132 years agoRobert howard is such an awesome author. Solomon kane and conan are dying for a series based on his writings. 2
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@TheBestComicKing2 years agoI friggin love klayton' s schwarzenegger impression. 2
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@nostalgiainjection88672 years agoWatched this as a child scared me but was so memorable. Omg and the score just amazing. 2
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@joshua28142 years agoI actually like some parts of the remake (like the opening and the part where conan makes the slaver swallow the key and tells all the slaves) but then. ...Expand4
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@jesseslack20892 years agoThis was fantastic! I saw this movie when i was 7 on a vhs that my parents copied this and conan the destroyer. 4
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@ty_the_RetroVideo_guy55432 years agoIt really would be awesome if they made an old man conan movie with arnold in it! And yeah i had to duck out a little earlier in the premiere so i am catching up now! 4
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@gervan12132 years agoConan movies will always be awesome to watch over the years. 3
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@jeffchavez67622 years agoYes! I am really enjoying you and klayton working together. 1
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@midwestmonster98862 years agoA local theater showed conan the barbarian this weekend. It was awesome. 2
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@basementofmars19632 years agoInteresting little fact: they reused the same death scream when the guy gets the spike through the chest for the old sega genesis game golden axe. I only also the part with the evil spirits trying to take conan reminded me a lot of berserk where guts is haunted by similar evil spirits. I kind of wonder if that was inspired by the movie. ...Expand6
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@allluckyseven2 years agoTwo things: - klayton' s impression of arnie is absolutely on point! - when you guys talk about the princess calling for " her id="hidden16" i think she' s calling thulsa doom her father. but yeah, awesome video of an awesome movie, which is one of my favorites, an absolute 10 outta 10. And i do have that double-sizedas well! Bought it exclusively because of the stuff about ron cobb and got a bunch more about the movie!. ...Expand
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@Drforrester312 years agoMan, i love this movie, for pretty much all the reasons you guys stated. Production design, music, the epic journey of conan' s character, it just all . ...Expand
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@J_Stevens892 years agoIts always cool to see klayton on here. As always klayton, take it easy. 2
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@dirkjewitt50372 years agoThe beastmaster was a good attempt at conan though, i loved the beastmaster as a kid, you forgot excalibur. 3
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@tylerjensen17302 years agoSingle greatest cinematic achievement in the history of hyborea, middle earth, the outer realms, the inner realms and the history of man seeing sights with eyeballs!
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@Equus212 years ago.that's actually a really good impression! XD 1
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@PlayThatPodcast2 years agoStellar episode! Could listen to klayton talk about the conan novels all day.
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@hippychikforever2 years agoI saw conan at 10 years old and it still holds a spot in my top 20 picks. The score is the best in cinematic history and because of this talk, i' m. ...Expand2
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@smilesfree2 years ago" you want to livestarship troopers i scrolled the comments but didn' t see anyone mention this timeless classic.
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@lordjubilus2 years agoThe story that conan is crucified is " a witch shall born" 2
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@NinjaRunningWild2 years agoI always thought of thulsa doom' s team to be the metal army of lemmy kilmister, bruce dickenson, amp; ray alder. 2
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@SomeHarbourBastard2 years agoThats the sheer fucking brilliance of john milius. 1
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@kimrice3942 years agoGlad to hear you guys enjoyed this film as much as i did! Snake arrows were the coolest! 1
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@HackTheMovies2 years agoThere will be a Tubie Tuesday review where we talk about one of the many Conan rip offs. Join Patreon so you don't miss it! 11
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@MRC_50002 years agoVery entertaining and informative episode. Thanks for that!
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@pclark33892 years agoThis was an awesome review of this movie. I want to rewatch it again now.
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@MichaelLeroi2 years agoYes please do a tubi tuesday on yor. (also it was reb brown' s birthday this week, so it' s good timing)
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@garrusvakarian63222 years agoAn excellent review giving this legendary movie the respect it deserves.
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@asa-punkatsouthvinland71452 years agoHonestly i feel the score for conan is one of the best in cinematic history! I personally think it fits the world perfectly; even better than the star wars score fits the galaxy far, far away. 1
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@mchambers43762 years agoThis blew me away as a kid! It was shown on tv completely unedited so i loved sword and sandal epics for the fights scenes but these fight scenes made. ...Expand
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@ivanelgharbi58612 years agoWill is the answer to the riddle, iron and blood failed by themselves, but when united by the will of conan iron and blood were the answer. The steel in the man. 1
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@StevenSeril2 years agoClayton is very well spoken and has a voice made for podcasting.
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@patrickcharles69832 years agoEvery time i see the snake pit scene, instantly i think of the snake scene ini keep thinking conan would give the snake a bunch of pills. 2
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@SynthAddict2 years agoGreat review of a near perfect movie, just like the ' 82 remake of the thing - 1982 was a great year for movies i love the first 2 terminator the milius/arnold commentary is a classic where arnold keeps talking about what the locals do with the grain from the wheel of pain and milius changes the subject: go watch the milius documentary - he was a hell of a real character and a talent. ...Expand2
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@yourbigheadcousin54342 years agoI always found it funny that conan was shy about his body considering arnold was only in the movie bec he' d put on a speedo and posed for hundreds of people hundreds of times. 2
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@nemesislygr89602 years agoTo this day still one of the best commentaries ever put to a movie. Arnold is full blown horn dog and just hilarious. Makes fun of everything, even the kid for looking like he' s wearing lipstick.
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@karls89892 years agoBrought back good memories. Shame this is not a streaming platform.
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@xxGojira542 years agoGod i love this movie it' s in my top 10 favorite movies of all time the soundtrack is fuckin amazing. 1
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@unclegumbald9892 years agoVery cool to see neve campbell playing young conan. 1
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@JCIce0072 years agoThis movie had a profound impact on me growing up. To this day, i will not cry when i' m sad. I need an asian friend to cry for me. 1
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@linknlog2 years agoRobert eggers has said this was a big influence on the northman, and boy is that obvious after revisiting it. 1
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@Pikkuu2 years agoGreat review. s&s movies with awesome video covers? deathstalker i, ii, the sword and the sorcerer conquest (1983) the barbarians (aka the barbarian brothers) hawk the slayer i kinda liked the bluescreen with conan' s father' s little talk, it gave a surreal, otherworldly backdrop to the scene, like it' s just evoking crom' s gloomy mountaintop world, rather than actually having climbed a high mountain in inadequate gear just to talk about gods and steel and stuff. there was a " writing spells all over someone" in the japanese ghost stories movie kwaidan (1965) in the " hochi the earless" segment. ...Expand
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@georgemetcalf87632 years agoThe score during the scene where they' re sneaking in to the palace, the rhythm of the drums, is the same as the opening score of the seven samurai.
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@NinjaRunningWild2 years agoAny fan of this & heavy metal should look up the fan edit " conan: man of war" it' s conan the barbarian set to a manowar soundtrack. 2
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@CptnChan2 years agoThe dvd commentary isnt very insightful, but its actually really fun to hear arnold repeatedly say is each scene is great.
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@dominicputland2 years agoGood episode t. I thought i was done after tank girl. Keep up the good work.
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@YesterdaysMoose2 years agoThe irony of Tony correcting the pronunciation of Neanderthal (and later Cimmerian), but saying Mako wrong the whole time. It's pronounced Mah-ko, not May-ko Great review! Awesome film!!! .....Expand
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@kieranb19952 years agoI remember the first time i watched this my dad made me go buy the sunday paper for him and it came with a free dvd copy of this in the paper, i was like 8 and it was just the coolest shit i' d ever seen. 1
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@Hallinilla92 years agoI know the destroyer is not objectively good but i grew up with it and i love it to death. Yay nostalgia.
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@xaGe__2 years agoKrull, starring liam neeson! talking about tapes: krull when? you should bring back @klayton fioriti for that, you 2 are good together.. ...Expand
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@jacksonscott6902 years agoYou guys should cover the deathstalker movies. 2
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@RETYQ2 years agoSo i went in a bender before this was announced on your channel holy shit dude perfect! I watched willow, beast master and conan. How did that happen?. ...Expand
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@timcombs27302 years agoHave you guys ever seen The Whole Wide World with Vincent DOnofrio and Rene Zellweger? Its a biopic from the 90s of Conan the Barbarian creator Robert E Howard. I believe its the movie that got Rene Zellweger her career making role in Jerry Maguire. Link to the trailer .....Expand5
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@rrmenton80162 years agoAlways loved this movie! Haven' t watched your whole video yet, but i hope you guys know that the director of this movie, is the real life walter from. ...Expand
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@asa-punkatsouthvinland71452 years agoKrull is a sci-fi fantasy mix. Yes there is sorcery, swords, castles, etc but the main bad guys are explicitly stated to be aliens i believe. So in a way it' s a lot like masters of the universe or black star. 1
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@orinoco5002 years agoI hope tony doesn' t complain because the snake is not cgi. 2
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@oyonan2 years agoThe 2001 movie was conan crown of iron. It had arnold lined up, but he had to back out because he took the governor job and the movie fell apart. It couldnt go on without arnold.
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@nufi202 years agoDam one of my favorite movies and i missed the chat. Keep em coming.
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@thechosenones43752 years agoConan is my before lotr, my during lotr, and my after lotr. respect to krull and yor lol. 1
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@karna18972 years agoFavorite film since the 1st time i saw it in 1984 on vhs.
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@harleyjackson37082 years agoStarship troopers also does the " wanna live forever" line. Rico says it. Speaking of starship troopers, where' s justin been?
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@TechNoirJapan2 years agoI agree and conan the destroyer, fire and ice 1983 by frank zapetta artwork was also good.
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@skinnyjig89962 years agoCan we have a series that' s just tony and klayton? 2
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@jameswithers83432 years agoWatched this movie a lot. Truly a great movie. 1
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@Smokey14192 years ago" wrath, i have but one question for you. What, my son, is the riddle of steel? " - kevin nash, 1997.
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@audiooddities99822 years agoReferring to the mortal kombat thing, there was an original trailer that came out in december 94, that showed the monks with the sewn up mouths. I haven' t seen it since, but i sure remember seeing it in the theater.
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@JCIce0072 years agoI really thought tony would use this opportunity to put on a wig, grab a sword, and show off his arnold-esque muscles. 1
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@shainewhite27812 years agoThanks for the video! See you later! Stay safe. 1
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@dbel1980last yearAccording to cohen the barbarian what' s best in life is. Hot water, good dentistry, and soft lavatory paper. 1
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- kevin nash, 1997.