[Mini YTP] Billy Mays with Some Covid-19 Filler

I don't really have any intention on making a big C0vid 19 related YTP. Transcript: Hi Billy Mays here for C0VID-19. The easy to use boomer killer. Watch those annoying old ladies from across the street succumb to C0VID 19 like magic! It's that easy. All for just $19.95. But Seriously. Who the f*** looks at bats and thinks: Wow, looks delicious and nutritious? Who the f*** looks at bats and says: Let's press and cook delicious bat!? Hey! Chinese people from Wuhan. Forget the seafood market and order the big city slider station. Press and cook delicious sliders so you'll never have to order bat again. But seriously. Please, stay safe and keep inside because if everyone dies, I can't sell $hit to anybody. Remember that.

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